Monday, November 19, 2007

The KKK Disbands: Leaves Their Job To Black Folks

Just got this in an email - and it went a little something like this:

KKK Quits
The KKK leader stepped to the podium, his hood
lowered around his shoulders and a look of disgust on
his face. He said, "Sorry guys but this will be our
last meeting; we're going out of business," A member
stood up in back. "But why sir?"

The leader sighed, "Well, reverend, the Blacks are
doing a better job getting rid of themselves than we
ever did, so we are no longer needed," There were
rumblings and protest. The leader raised his hand to
silence the Klan members, and said, "Their rap music
says more vile things about Black women than we ever
thought of."

The members grudgingly nodded in approval. The
Imperial Dragon continued: "And their women write
books and make songs that demean black men better than
my two speech writers ever could, looking down at two
men seated in
front who lowered their heads.

"They shoot each other constantly ", he continued;"
And as a group, they spend a huge amounts of money on
cars, liquor, that stuff they call bling bling, and
the proliferation of rap music -- as they talk about
all that in their magazines -- and nobody needs us to
talk about how a lot of their sorry butts keep playing
the race and victim cards while c complaining that other
groups are surpassing them in economic development and
supposedly getting more attention in schools.
Hell, they even support a so-called "Black Hair" DVD
that a white man is making money on, in four sequels
at $20.00 a pop.

They talk about how Koreans have taken over the
"black hair" industry, without acknowledging that
Black entrepreneurs had 100 years to get a monopoly or
entrenchment in the industry that Madam C.J Walker
founded 100 years ago, but got
out-hustled and out-strategized, while spending
investment capital elsewhere. Let's face it, they're
being hoisted by their own petards."!

Some members went looking for dictionaries, while
most members nodded as it hit them that their job was
finished; that Blacks had become their own worst

The leader shook his head. "It's time to go back to
our regular lives as policemen, judges and
congressmen, and leave the business of getting rid of
Blacks to Blacks. They are just better at it than us,"
He then threw his hood on the ground and walked off
the stage. Thus ended the last KKK meeting.

Wow - I get it, the message is loud and clear. I'm thinking maybe we need to change the focus of these rallies and marches and aim them at our own communities. We've been ignoring the problem for far too long.


Dirty Red said...


I don't know how to reply to this, except maybe you should send this to the white folks over at BET. You think they could get What's his name? Dyson? to recite this in a rhyme,The same way he did at the BET awards?

Dirty Red said...

Or maybe even David Banner?

Anonymous said...

Why do our young people need to read this? It's one more negative message and it is devoid of any real facts.
In my opinion any black person that reads this and takes it to heart is his/her own worst enemy. I am suspicious of
any material that does not reveal the name of the author, and I doubt seriously that this comes from the KKK. More likely
it came from some self-hating black person. Why is it I never get email forwarded to me with anything positive to say about my
people? Have emails like this convinced us that there is nothing positive to say or write about black people?
If so, we have become our own worst enemies, but not for the reasons given below.

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