Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Bitchassness Alert!

Sorry I haven't been keeping this blog up to date, but I have a very short attention span, maybe it's ADD? I don't know, but I just got inspired I guess to give a few words on recent developments.

I don't know WTF has been going on lately, but I had to include a brief mention of recent bitchassness that cannot go unnoticed. Excuse my use of the Diddy term, but if there was ever a more appropriate time for it to be used, it's now. Moving on....

1. - The New Yorker's extreme satire at the expense of the Obama family - I get the point, but the shit is not funny. Nope, not even a little bit.

2. - Will Smith's role in the most racially insensitive movie I've seen in quite a while - Hancock. Dude (who's our first official black 'super' hero) was a violent alcoholic who breaks things (A LOT), scares children, uses bad language, and sleeps all day - all while chasing white women (oh, he saves a couple people too). Looks like makers of this film read directly from a copy of black stereotypes 101, but decided it wouldn't be noticed because crossover hit Will "Fresh Prince" Smith was their bright and shining star. Damn that. Btw, there wasn't a black woman in sight in the whole movie. I guess we'll have to break that barrier another time. Maybe she'll be a loud-mouthed-finger-snapping-head rolling-overweight woman on the hunt for negligent baby-daddies on the streets of Detriot. (Wait, that's a great idea, I could be RICH!) But to summarize, I give it 2 m-effin thumbs the f*ck down. Save your $$.

3. - Jesse Jackson's dumbass comments about Obama last week made me a little sick - but just a little bit. If anything, he helped Obama more than hurting him, but it just made the man look horrible. Go sit down somewhere Jesse. Holla back in November. Please.

4. - McLaughlin's comment about Obama fitting the stereotype of a typical Oreo. Um...thanks old white man who seems to fit the typical stereotype of a racist mother******. But mmm oreos, I'm hungry....